Say What?! Fans chant the darndest things

Posted: January 9, 2011 in Say What?!

We have no idea what comes out of their mouths sometimes, but fans around the world sure have a unique way of cheering on their favorite franchises.

By Kim DeRaedt

A whole lotta rubbish!
There are sometimes in life when you need to just smile and nod!
My garden shed,
(My garden shed),
Is bigger than this,
(Is bigger than this),
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It’s got a door, and a window,
My garden shed is bigger this…

You’ll get it, you’ll get foot and mouth!
You’ll get it, you’ll get foot and mouth!
Just like the scum, sitting in the Holte End,
You’ll get foot and mouth!
YOU’LL GET IT!

Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They are better than Adam & The Ants,
Niall Quinn’s disco pants…

He’s Big
He’s Red
His Feet Stick out of bed
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

For a whole smorgasbord of chants, check out http://fanchants.com/

Vocal Villians
These people speak even more non-sense.  Here’s proof that many delusional still roam the streets.  Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Irina Shayk concedes ‘I’m not a soccer fan.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1306036/Cristiano-Ronaldos-girlfriend-Irina-Shayk-admits-Im-soccer-fan.html#ixzz1BE0GNlCX
George W. Bush follows suit and speaks for the masses of his generation too.  “When I was young, I did not see a single soccer match. Where I came from, football wasn’t played,” Bush said. “The sport simply did not exist. Therefore there is a whole generation of Americans who are not really football fans.”
http://www.orange.mu/kinews/afp/people/121349/bush-admits-he-s-not-a-big-soccer-fan.html
Settle down!  Don’t hate, Glenn Beck!  “It doesn’t matter how you try to sell it to us,” Beck said.  “It doesn’t matter how many celebrities you get, it doesn’t matter how many bars open early, it doesn’t matter how many beer commercials they run, we don’t want the World Cup, we don’t like the World Cup, we don’t like soccer, we want nothing to do with it.”
http://www.thenation.com/blog/glenn-becks-blues-why-far-right-hates-soccer

Good news, Beck.  Soccer won’t be banging down your door and begging on your porch any time soon.  We never walk alone.  The soccer community is united.  Don’t tread.

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