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Sizing up the 2010 World Cup competition!

By Kim DeRaedt

Soccer, perhaps more than any sport, doesn’t discriminate.  Not by gender, age, culture, socioeconomic status, or even height! 

Chutes
Top 5 Cabbage Patch players
1.  Jafal Rashed (Qatar) MF 5’1”
2.  Elton Jose Xavier Gomes (Brazil) MF 5’2”
3.  Madson (Brazil) MF 5’3”
4.  Maximiliano Moralez (Argentina) MF 5’3”
5.  Levi Porter (England) MF 5’3”

World Cup wee ones
1.  Aaron Lennon (England) MF 5’5”
2.  Clemente Rodriguez (Argentina) DF 5’5”
3.  Arthur Boka (Ivory Coast) DF 5’5”
4.  Walter Martinez (Honduras) FW 5’5”
5.  Danilo Turcios (Honduras) MF 5’5”

Ladders
Top 5 Jolly Green Giants
1.  Kristof van Hout (Belgium) GK 6’10”
2.  Yang Changpeng (China) FW 6’9”
3.  Vanja Ivesa (Croatia) GK 6’9”
4.  Tor Hogne Aaroy (Norway) FW 6’8”
5. Oyvind Hoas (Norway) FW 6’8”

World Cup Goliaths
1.  Nikola Zigic (Serbia) FW 6’8”
2. Peter Crouch (England) FW 6’7”
3.  Konstantinos Chalkias (Greece) GK 6’6”
4. Uwa Echiejile (Nigeria) DF 6’6”
5. Matthew Booth (South Africa) 6’6”

Height Charts:
Top 5’s courtesy of www.thebesteleven.com
World Cup measurements from www.theglobalherald.com

Cristiano Ronaldo hardly needs anymore blessings. He already has $18 million to be thankful for.

By Kim DeRaedt

Soccer is supposed to be the one sport that transcends cultures and crosses borders almost entirely unscathed and unchanged.  It’s a simple game with a round ball and two goals.  Throw on a kit, shinguards, and boots, and you’re ready to take the field.  Barring substitutions, you’ll play for 90 minutes regardless of if you are a midfielder in Turkey or a goalkeeper in Argentina.  A player who scores two goals in Mexico may feel as if he has accomplished a similar feat as a player who scores two goals in Italy, but as we’ll see, no two soccer players are created equal.  In fact, after analyzing salaries from various leagues, it may very well seem as if some of these players are playing an entirely different game!  After all, how else can you justify disparities eclipsing $10 million?

Comparing apples to apples, take a look at how the value of an “elite” player varies between the MLS and the rest of the soccer world.  Clearly, somebody is confused!

Chutes
MLS’s 5 highest-paid players
1 David Beckham (Los Angeles) – $6,500,000
2 Thierry Henry (New York) – $5,600,000
3  Rafael Márquez (New York) – $5,554,000
4  Landon Donovan ( Los Angeles) – $2,127,778
5 Juan Pablo Ángel (New York) – $1,918,000

Ladders
The world’s 5 highest-paid players
1 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) – £11.3million
2 Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Barcelona) – £10.4million
3 Lionel Messi (Barcelona) – £9.1million
4 Samuel Eto’o (Internazionale) – £9.1million
5 Kaka (Real Madrid) – £8.7million

As if the difference isn’t evident enough, let’s throw in the conversion rate to further highlight the disparity.  We’ll use £1 GBP = $1.5956 USD.  This means that Cristiano Ronaldo rakes in nothing shy of $18,030,280, and even Kaka takes home a $13,881,720 purse.  Alessandro Del Piero is the 50th highest-paid soccer player in the world.  The Juventus star earns £4.1 million, or $6,541,960.  This is slightly more than Beckham who earns 3x as much as the fourth highest paid MLS player, his teammate Landon Donovan.       

Now let’s compare apples to oranges.  An overwhelming 90 of the 411 MLS players earn the minimum salary of $40,000.  This means that Cristiano Ronaldo earns over 450x more money than MLS players stuck in a minimum wage contract!  The average salary in MLS is $173,491, while the median salary falls to $92,375.  Beckham, who earns almost 3x less than Cristiano Ronaldo, makes 70x more than the middle paid MLS player, Carlos Mendes of the New York Red Bulls. Find out more!